5 word Story game

The Objective is to create a story of course, BUT each person can only use 5 words for each post.

example:

bunny: So she sat down with..
zero: me and the cute lolis..
jarvis: to help adobo with the..
pervie: yaoi fan boys chasing him.

It's simple ne minna? Let's play! ^O^
I'll start off:

Once upon a small city..

there lived a little boy...

who loves to screw around. . .

with other little boys in..

a very rustic marsh land

behind a very dark forest...

lived an ambiguously gay mushroom

who likes the little boy. . .

but have an unrequited love

so he starts turning emo...

and starts to hurt other. . .

pigs bcuz they cant fly...

and to find out what. . .

the magical bean meant to

grow from the very beginning. . .

but then tamaki had to..

talk to the gay boy. . .

then eat the gigantic wasabi

but without hemorrhoids and diarrhea

so they flew to mars

wearing nothing but a mere. . .

banana leaf on their crotch...

to catch a hundred peas

and a couple of peanuts

upon arrival on mars they .